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I love New York but I live in the Germany tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Germany.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Toronto tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Toronto.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Texas tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in  Texas.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Russia tote

January 18, 2023

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Russia.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

walk faster tote

April 24, 2023

please note:  these will be back in stock friday, jan 19th.  if you order now, they will ship friday.

if you eat to truly be a New Yorker, you need to learn to go with the flow, which means you gotta move your tootsies; slow walking is for amateurs.  

this tote is 18 x 15 inches and is made by hand by people who really love New York.

 

 

I love New York but I live in the Bay Area tote

January 20, 2024

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in the Bay Area.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

please stop asking me to smile tote

October 1, 2019

while you don’t need to know my exact age, for the sake of this argument it is important to know I’ve been around the block a few times.  I don’t remember one single day, not one, when some dolt, just an anonymous stranger on the street, didn’t tell me to smile.  really?  

this tote is 18 x 15 inches and is made by hand by people who really love New York.

I love New York but I live in Cairo tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Cairo.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Qatar tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Qatar.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in France tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in France.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in the united Arab emirates tote

September 8, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in the united Arab emirates.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Detroit tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Detroit.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

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