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i wish this bag was full of ramen pouch

February 22, 2016

i spent the last month in asia eating every kind of noodle you can imagine. and then i came home and made this bag.

it is made from super strong canvas which is water repellent, but not water proof, so i don’t recommend using it for your soup.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

cancel cancel culture

November 12, 2021

I’m all about being correct, politically and otherwise. (just ask my father who thinks I always need to have the last word.). bu have we not gone a little bit too far?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I’m just trying to be as French as possible

July 31, 2025

French women have that je ne sais quoi, and I want it, too.  right now, I’m just trying, though the guy at the bodega this morning asked me if I’m European, so that’s a start.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

toodle loo I’m off to have an adventure pouch

February 2, 2018

here in New York, every day is an adventure, so toodle loo, I’m about to leave the house, which by default means I’m gonna have some fun.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

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