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why go to therapy when I can live in New York and be weird

April 5, 2024

when I first moved to nyc, a man walked by my apartment everyday wearing a hat fashioned from tin foil and no one (except me) noticed.  that’s what’s so great about it here–you can let your freak flag fly–no judgement.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

in order of importance pouch

August 21, 2022

it is no secret how much I love New York, so I made this bag which shows exactly where New York lives on my important things list.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches, made of super sturdy canvas like all my pouches  it  is crafted by hand right here in New York City.

Trader Joe’s pouch

October 1, 2023

When tj’s discontinued my fav Indian veg Pattie’s I cried for a month.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

on my way to crazytown pouch

February 13, 2018

actually, I’m already there.  please join me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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