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I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I am a frosted flake pouch

February 13, 2018

it seems like the whole world is talking about matcha and juice fasting and I’m busy eating jelly beans.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

i dress in black because it shows off my colorful mind pouch

January 14, 2017

we used to wear black because we were angry.  and then we wore black because it made us look thinner.  and then we wore black because we live in a city and that’s just what city girls do.

 

recently, it occurred to me we wear black because there is a rainbow inside our heads and a little noir makes it shine every so bright.

seems like every day.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I am not a chick pouch

February 2, 2018

the world is in a crazy place and in response, I feel the need to get all feminist about things.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

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