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oy vey tote

July 27, 2017

this tote is a tribute to my heritage and my adopted city, New York.  and yes, my grandmother actually did say this.

my tote is made of superwoman strength canvas and is tough as nails.

this tote is 18 x 15 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

 

I love New York but I live in Southern California tote

September 8, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Southern California.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

new york is definitely relationship material tote

December 8, 2021

I’ve played around with a number of cities.  first there was Detroit where I was raised, but it was just a passing fancy.  there was boulder–not for me.  chicago–nice but also not for me.  and then I found New York and I’m never leaving.  New York and I are going steady.

this tote is 18 x 15 inches and is made by hand by people who really love New York.

I love New York but I live in Dubai tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Dubai.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Miami tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Miami.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Brazil tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Brazil.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I am from Ukraine

January 18, 2023

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I am from Ukraine.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in India tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in India.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

logo head tote multi color

March 22, 2024

as a painter, color makes me happy, so I’m introducing my patchwork logo tote in multi colors.  please note:  each of these totes is one of a kind, so placement, size, and color of logo heads will vary.

slightly wider and a skosh shorter than our regular medium tote, this has my “perfect” handle–long enough to fit over a coat, but, for most people,  can also be held in your hand without touching the ground.  like all my totes, the logo tote is strong as Popeye and made by hand in New York City.

I love New York but I live in Scotland tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Scotland.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Rome tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Rome.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

walk faster tote

April 24, 2023

please note:  these will be back in stock friday, jan 19th.  if you order now, they will ship friday.

if you eat to truly be a New Yorker, you need to learn to go with the flow, which means you gotta move your tootsies; slow walking is for amateurs.  

this tote is 18 x 15 inches and is made by hand by people who really love New York.

 

 

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