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vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

of course i know i’m dramatic pouch

November 18, 2015

what gave it away? the way i swept into the room? or the serious eyeliner i am wearing? or the way i know just how to exaggerate without going too far?

 

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

toodle loo I’m off to have an adventure pouch

February 2, 2018

here in New York, every day is an adventure, so toodle loo, I’m about to leave the house, which by default means I’m gonna have some fun.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

I deserve donuts today pouch

April 24, 2024

around the corner and a few blocks over there is a bakery with the most delicious passion fruit donuts.  they are a teensy bit pricey and hugely caloric, so every day I come into work I have a silent conversation with myself:  do I deserve a donut today?

funny, the answer is always yes.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

my mouth does not want to be quiet pouch

August 7, 2025

in tenth grade, I got kicked out of math class every day for, can you guess, talking too much.  thanks mr. sackett.  you inspired this bag.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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