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Japanese-style apron with assorted patches

April 27, 2025

when I was in france earlier this year, I bought a vintage kid’s cookbook which tickled me so much, it inspired this apron.  and since I was on a French theme, I used vintage French linens to make the patches which carry the funny messages.

please note, each apron comes with three patches, so every apron is different.  you’ll always get one with a red border, one with a blue border and one with a yellow border, but the messages will be mixed.

I love New York but I live in Sweden tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Sweden.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Portland tote

January 18, 2023

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Portland.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Qatar tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Qatar.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Dallas tote

January 20, 2024

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Dallas.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in the Germany tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Germany.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Madrid tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Madrid.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Iceland tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Iceland.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Venezuela tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Venezuela.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Belgium tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Belgium.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Oregon tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Oregon.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

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