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I am as happy as a girl wearing a dress with pockets pouch

January 23, 2019

I’ve always wondered why men get pockets in their jackets, on their shirts, in their pants but we woman have to make due with lugging around a heavy purse.  if you’ve ever seen a little boy pull all his most treasured things from his jean pocket, you know the joy of that tiny little slip of fabric.  long live pockets.  say it again.  long live pockets.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like the best pockets, hold all your important stuff.

my dog thinks I’m perfect pouch

April 24, 2023

even my husband, who adores me can find fault. but my dog, never.  my dog thinks I’m perfect.  (particularly when I have a treat in my hand.)

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m high so everything is funny pouch

July 31, 2025

just fyi, 1/2 an edible before bed sure makes sleep easier.  if you live in a place where that’s illegal, you didn’t hear me say that.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

my sister loves me pouch

May 25, 2016

even though she steals my candy and punches me in the shoulder every once in a while.  she loves me.  because she is my sister.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

of course i know i’m dramatic pouch

November 18, 2015

what gave it away? the way i swept into the room? or the serious eyeliner i am wearing? or the way i know just how to exaggerate without going too far?

 

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

why go to therapy when I can live in New York and be weird

April 5, 2024

when I first moved to nyc, a man walked by my apartment everyday wearing a hat fashioned from tin foil and no one (except me) noticed.  that’s what’s so great about it here–you can let your freak flag fly–no judgement.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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