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if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

I have a big heart pouch

September 11, 2024

this pouch says I have a big heart on one side and, surprise, a big heart on the other.  type is navy blue.  heart colors vary.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

man bag pouch

October 29, 2016

for dudes.  and the people who love them. strong enough for a man.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I speak sarcasm fluently pouch

July 2, 2018

sarcasm, also known as jiving but not joking, is a great tool to keep in your language skills bag.  I bring mine out when people ask silly questions, when my husband is annoying me, and sometimes on the bus.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I have a big fat crush on New York pouch

April 5, 2024

though I lived in Los Angeles for nearly 30 years, I’ve had a crush on New York since I was a kid, so why not create a bag to honor that?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am a frosted flake pouch

February 13, 2018

it seems like the whole world is talking about matcha and juice fasting and I’m busy eating jelly beans.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city.

cancel cancel culture

November 12, 2021

I’m all about being correct, politically and otherwise. (just ask my father who thinks I always need to have the last word.). bu have we not gone a little bit too far?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

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