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never forget to walk the dog pouch

February 13, 2018

there are many important things to remember in life, walking the dog is among the most important.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

i am still hungry

May 22, 2016

i have eaten breakfast, but i am still hungry.  i have eaten dessert, but i am still hungry.  i have travelled the world, but i am still hungry.  i guess i will always be still hungry.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

on my way to crazytown pouch

February 13, 2018

actually, I’m already there.  please join me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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I deserve donuts today pouch

April 24, 2024

around the corner and a few blocks over there is a bakery with the most delicious passion fruit donuts.  they are a teensy bit pricey and hugely caloric, so every day I come into work I have a silent conversation with myself:  do I deserve a donut today?

funny, the answer is always yes.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

new york is difficult pouch

November 18, 2015

new york is great. it is also the most difficult place i have ever lived. good thing i’m up to it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

this is where I keep my emergency confetti pouch

November 10, 2021

life is crazy, that’s for sure.  for those unexpected happy moments, the surprise ones, I like to keep a handy supply of ER confetti, just because I can.  or being more realistic, I keep my makeup in here, but it sure is nice to remind myself there are great things that happen and even imaginary confetti is a great way to celebrate them.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

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