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nothing illegal in here pouch

January 25, 2018

lol.  and if there is, I won’t tell a soul.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

man bag pouch

October 29, 2016

for dudes.  and the people who love them. strong enough for a man.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

my sister loves me pouch

May 25, 2016

even though she steals my candy and punches me in the shoulder every once in a while.  she loves me.  because she is my sister.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

i dress in black because it shows off my colorful mind pouch

January 14, 2017

we used to wear black because we were angry.  and then we wore black because it made us look thinner.  and then we wore black because we live in a city and that’s just what city girls do.

 

recently, it occurred to me we wear black because there is a rainbow inside our heads and a little noir makes it shine every so bright.

seems like every day.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

this is where I keep my emergency confetti pouch

November 10, 2021

life is crazy, that’s for sure.  for those unexpected happy moments, the surprise ones, I like to keep a handy supply of ER confetti, just because I can.  or being more realistic, I keep my makeup in here, but it sure is nice to remind myself there are great things that happen and even imaginary confetti is a great way to celebrate them.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

thank god I’m a vip pouch

April 24, 2023

when I was young, my roommate worked for madonna’s talent agent and the benefits were plentiful. for the year or so we lived together, I was “on the list” to see every up and coming band that played in nyc and it was nice.

and all I have to say is thank god I’m a vip.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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