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wine has always been there for me pouch

January 25, 2022

I’ve had two husbands, friends who are no longer friends, jobs that disappeared but wine has always been there for me.

as with all my totes, this one is made from super strong canvas and is made by hand in my lower east side studio.

why go to therapy when I can live in New York and be weird

April 5, 2024

when I first moved to nyc, a man walked by my apartment everyday wearing a hat fashioned from tin foil and no one (except me) noticed.  that’s what’s so great about it here–you can let your freak flag fly–no judgement.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

secret to happiness chocolate pouch

October 6, 2021

I know, somewhere, there are New Yorkers who were born in New York, but most of us found our way to this marvelous city.  and all of us were new here at one point.  be proud you made the choice.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

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