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I am a frosted flake pouch

February 13, 2018

it seems like the whole world is talking about matcha and juice fasting and I’m busy eating jelly beans.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city.

I’m high so everything is funny pouch

July 31, 2025

just fyi, 1/2 an edible before bed sure makes sleep easier.  if you live in a place where that’s illegal, you didn’t hear me say that.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

i dress in black because it shows off my colorful mind pouch

January 14, 2017

we used to wear black because we were angry.  and then we wore black because it made us look thinner.  and then we wore black because we live in a city and that’s just what city girls do.

 

recently, it occurred to me we wear black because there is a rainbow inside our heads and a little noir makes it shine every so bright.

seems like every day.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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