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I speak sarcasm fluently pouch

July 2, 2018

sarcasm, also known as jiving but not joking, is a great tool to keep in your language skills bag.  I bring mine out when people ask silly questions, when my husband is annoying me, and sometimes on the bus.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

a perfectly manly bag

April 18, 2016

us womenfolk get all the cool stuff.  most of the time.  here’s a bag for a cool dude.  like most, this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made from superman strength canvas.

I’m high so everything is funny pouch

July 31, 2025

just fyi, 1/2 an edible before bed sure makes sleep easier.  if you live in a place where that’s illegal, you didn’t hear me say that.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

on my way to crazytown pouch

February 13, 2018

actually, I’m already there.  please join me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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prince is king pouch

February 25, 2020

I’m not a big believer in the monarchy when it comes to government, but when it comes to music, I’ll curtsey to prince every single time.  yeah, prince is def king.

this pouch was designed by moi and made by hand in my atelier right here in New York city.

I am as happy as a girl wearing a dress with pockets pouch

January 23, 2019

I’ve always wondered why men get pockets in their jackets, on their shirts, in their pants but we woman have to make due with lugging around a heavy purse.  if you’ve ever seen a little boy pull all his most treasured things from his jean pocket, you know the joy of that tiny little slip of fabric.  long live pockets.  say it again.  long live pockets.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like the best pockets, hold all your important stuff.

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