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I’m kind of a dog whisperer pouch

November 2, 2021

there’s dog people.  and then there’s people who so understand dogs they just might have been a dog in a prior life.

please note:  this bag comes in 3 other percentages, so check out the other listings to find the one that is just right for you.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

anyone can be a writer pouch

April 24, 2023

years ago, when my sister was a creative director at a large toy company, I used to beg her to give me freelance writing work, but she said, “we don’t hire freelance writers because the account executives do it–the higher ups think anyone can write.”

well, I know that isn’t true.  and if you write, so do you.  perhaps your favorite writer needs this tongue in cheek pouch?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m high so everything is funny pouch

July 31, 2025

just fyi, 1/2 an edible before bed sure makes sleep easier.  if you live in a place where that’s illegal, you didn’t hear me say that.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

prince is king pouch

February 25, 2020

I’m not a big believer in the monarchy when it comes to government, but when it comes to music, I’ll curtsey to prince every single time.  yeah, prince is def king.

this pouch was designed by moi and made by hand in my atelier right here in New York city.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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