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I am as happy as a girl wearing a dress with pockets pouch

January 23, 2019

I’ve always wondered why men get pockets in their jackets, on their shirts, in their pants but we woman have to make due with lugging around a heavy purse.  if you’ve ever seen a little boy pull all his most treasured things from his jean pocket, you know the joy of that tiny little slip of fabric.  long live pockets.  say it again.  long live pockets.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like the best pockets, hold all your important stuff.

Old Jewish man pouch

October 1, 2023

As my grandfather used to say, a little schmaltz makes the world good

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m kind of a dog whisperer pouch

November 2, 2021

there’s dog people.  and then there’s people who so understand dogs they just might have been a dog in a prior life.

please note:  this bag comes in 3 other percentages, so check out the other listings to find the one that is just right for you.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

new york is my boyfriend

November 17, 2015

fabio is my husband, but new york is most certainly my boyfriend

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

play by the rules pouch

April 11, 2017

this is the second “she” pouch, written about a mysterious and strong woman.  printed on superman strength canvas.

like all my medium pouches this one is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by a bunch of creative people who love living in new york city.

i am still hungry

May 22, 2016

i have eaten breakfast, but i am still hungry.  i have eaten dessert, but i am still hungry.  i have travelled the world, but i am still hungry.  i guess i will always be still hungry.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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