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wine has always been there for me pouch

January 25, 2022

I’ve had two husbands, friends who are no longer friends, jobs that disappeared but wine has always been there for me.

as with all my totes, this one is made from super strong canvas and is made by hand in my lower east side studio.

anxiety pouch

November 17, 2015

when i moved to new york, i swore i wouldn’t get on the hamster wheel called work and worry. two months later, i was fully engaged and desperately in need of something, anything to quell the stress. love new york, but geez, enough already with the anxiety.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

never forget to walk the dog pouch

February 13, 2018

there are many important things to remember in life, walking the dog is among the most important.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

anywhere but New York sucks pouch

April 5, 2024

listen, I know there are a lot of great places on the planet, but to my mind, compared to the amazing greatness of New York, everywhere else sucks.  correct?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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