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not pot pouch

November 17, 2015

call it what you want, it is still a stash bag

 

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

new york is my boyfriend

November 17, 2015

fabio is my husband, but new york is most certainly my boyfriend

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I am not yelling this is just my voice pouch

February 8, 2022

I am a strong woman.  quite strong.  which means I speak my mind and stand up for myself.  sometimes I speak sternly and with purpose.  this is not yelling.  it is just my voice.  had to get that off my chest.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

late blooming lesbian pouch

October 7, 2023

for those of you who took their time figuring things out, the perfect pouch.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

of course i know i’m dramatic pouch

November 18, 2015

what gave it away? the way i swept into the room? or the serious eyeliner i am wearing? or the way i know just how to exaggerate without going too far?

 

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

new york is my boyfriend with hearts

August 10, 2016

it is kind of embarrassing to say new york is my lover, so i settled for boyfriend and that works for me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

anyone can be a writer pouch

April 24, 2023

years ago, when my sister was a creative director at a large toy company, I used to beg her to give me freelance writing work, but she said, “we don’t hire freelance writers because the account executives do it–the higher ups think anyone can write.”

well, I know that isn’t true.  and if you write, so do you.  perhaps your favorite writer needs this tongue in cheek pouch?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I speak sarcasm fluently pouch

July 2, 2018

sarcasm, also known as jiving but not joking, is a great tool to keep in your language skills bag.  I bring mine out when people ask silly questions, when my husband is annoying me, and sometimes on the bus.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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