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my relationship with the world is complicated pouch

April 24, 2023

let’s just say, I prefer to sit in an aisle seat, I don’t like mayonnaise on my BLT and I hate driving at night.  navigating the world is tricky, but that’s what makes things fun.

looking for a gift for your most complicated friend?  think you found it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

nothing illegal in here pouch

January 25, 2018

lol.  and if there is, I won’t tell a soul.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

anyone can be a writer pouch

April 24, 2023

years ago, when my sister was a creative director at a large toy company, I used to beg her to give me freelance writing work, but she said, “we don’t hire freelance writers because the account executives do it–the higher ups think anyone can write.”

well, I know that isn’t true.  and if you write, so do you.  perhaps your favorite writer needs this tongue in cheek pouch?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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