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I need a hug pouch

April 24, 2024

I never turn down hugs and, damn, I’d love a three year nap.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

never forget to walk the dog pouch

February 13, 2018

there are many important things to remember in life, walking the dog is among the most important.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

anywhere but New York sucks pouch

April 5, 2024

listen, I know there are a lot of great places on the planet, but to my mind, compared to the amazing greatness of New York, everywhere else sucks.  correct?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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