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I have to warn you I am high maintenance pouch

April 24, 2023

I like to think I’m wash and wear, but if I am really honest, I’m a titch more high maintenance than that.  you too?  this is the bag for you.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m kinda jewishy pouch

April 24, 2023

I can read Hebrew if there are vowels, but I have zero idea what it means.  that officially makes me kinda jewishy.  what makes you kinda jewishy?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

on my way to crazytown pouch

February 13, 2018

actually, I’m already there.  please join me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

in order of importance pouch

August 21, 2022

it is no secret how much I love New York, so I made this bag which shows exactly where New York lives on my important things list.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches, made of super sturdy canvas like all my pouches  it  is crafted by hand right here in New York City.

I guess you could call me a New York enthusiast pouch

April 5, 2024

often we New Yorkers don’t wear our heart on our sleeves; we might just adore something, but we’d never let on how deep our passion goes.  so, calling yourself a New York enthusiast, is probably the most new yorky way to proclaim your deep and lasting love for this great city.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

why go to therapy when I can live in New York and be weird

April 5, 2024

when I first moved to nyc, a man walked by my apartment everyday wearing a hat fashioned from tin foil and no one (except me) noticed.  that’s what’s so great about it here–you can let your freak flag fly–no judgement.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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