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I love New York but I live in Ireland tote

September 8, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Ireland.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Antwerp tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Antwerp.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

walk faster tote

April 24, 2023

please note:  these will be back in stock friday, jan 19th.  if you order now, they will ship friday.

if you eat to truly be a New Yorker, you need to learn to go with the flow, which means you gotta move your tootsies; slow walking is for amateurs.  

this tote is 18 x 15 inches and is made by hand by people who really love New York.

 

 

I love New York but I live in Philly tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Philly.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

Japanese-style apron with assorted patches

April 27, 2025

when I was in france earlier this year, I bought a vintage kid’s cookbook which tickled me so much, it inspired this apron.  and since I was on a French theme, I used vintage French linens to make the patches which carry the funny messages.

please note, each apron comes with three patches, so every apron is different.  you’ll always get one with a red border, one with a blue border and one with a yellow border, but the messages will be mixed.

I love New York but I live in New Jersey tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in New Jersey.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in the Denmark tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Denmark.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York that is why I live here tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “that is why I live here.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Paris tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Paris.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

please stop asking me to smile tote

October 1, 2019

while you don’t need to know my exact age, for the sake of this argument it is important to know I’ve been around the block a few times.  I don’t remember one single day, not one, when some dolt, just an anonymous stranger on the street, didn’t tell me to smile.  really?  

this tote is 18 x 15 inches and is made by hand by people who really love New York.

I love New York but I live in Seoul tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Seoul.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Maryland tote

January 20, 2024

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Maryland.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

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