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chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

secret to happiness chocolate pouch

October 6, 2021

I know, somewhere, there are New Yorkers who were born in New York, but most of us found our way to this marvelous city.  and all of us were new here at one point.  be proud you made the choice.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

I’m just trying to be as French as possible

July 31, 2025

French women have that je ne sais quoi, and I want it, too.  right now, I’m just trying, though the guy at the bodega this morning asked me if I’m European, so that’s a start.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

play by the rules pouch

April 11, 2017

this is the second “she” pouch, written about a mysterious and strong woman.  printed on superman strength canvas.

like all my medium pouches this one is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by a bunch of creative people who love living in new york city.

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