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Trader Joe’s pouch

October 1, 2023

When tj’s discontinued my fav Indian veg Pattie’s I cried for a month.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

not pot pouch

November 17, 2015

call it what you want, it is still a stash bag

 

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

new york is my boyfriend

November 17, 2015

fabio is my husband, but new york is most certainly my boyfriend

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

nothing illegal in here pouch

January 25, 2018

lol.  and if there is, I won’t tell a soul.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

man bag pouch

October 29, 2016

for dudes.  and the people who love them. strong enough for a man.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

i am still hungry

May 22, 2016

i have eaten breakfast, but i am still hungry.  i have eaten dessert, but i am still hungry.  i have travelled the world, but i am still hungry.  i guess i will always be still hungry.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

anyone can be a writer pouch

April 24, 2023

years ago, when my sister was a creative director at a large toy company, I used to beg her to give me freelance writing work, but she said, “we don’t hire freelance writers because the account executives do it–the higher ups think anyone can write.”

well, I know that isn’t true.  and if you write, so do you.  perhaps your favorite writer needs this tongue in cheek pouch?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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