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late blooming lesbian pouch

October 7, 2023

for those of you who took their time figuring things out, the perfect pouch.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

up and dressed pouch

October 6, 2021

you know, it has been a rough two years.  I think getting my big girl pants on is accomplishment enough.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

i dress in black because it shows off my colorful mind pouch

January 14, 2017

we used to wear black because we were angry.  and then we wore black because it made us look thinner.  and then we wore black because we live in a city and that’s just what city girls do.

 

recently, it occurred to me we wear black because there is a rainbow inside our heads and a little noir makes it shine every so bright.

seems like every day.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

i am still hungry

May 22, 2016

i have eaten breakfast, but i am still hungry.  i have eaten dessert, but i am still hungry.  i have travelled the world, but i am still hungry.  i guess i will always be still hungry.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I’m high so everything is funny pouch

July 31, 2025

just fyi, 1/2 an edible before bed sure makes sleep easier.  if you live in a place where that’s illegal, you didn’t hear me say that.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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