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note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’d only been in New York five minutes pouch

July 31, 2025

there are a lot of great places in the world, but there are few   that get under your skin the moment you arrive, places that tug at you to stay, to make a home, to become part of the fabric of the city.  New York.  it was love at first sight.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m high so everything is funny pouch

July 31, 2025

just fyi, 1/2 an edible before bed sure makes sleep easier.  if you live in a place where that’s illegal, you didn’t hear me say that.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

my mouth does not want to be quiet pouch

August 7, 2025

in tenth grade, I got kicked out of math class every day for, can you guess, talking too much.  thanks mr. sackett.  you inspired this bag.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

this is where I keep my emergency confetti pouch

November 10, 2021

life is crazy, that’s for sure.  for those unexpected happy moments, the surprise ones, I like to keep a handy supply of ER confetti, just because I can.  or being more realistic, I keep my makeup in here, but it sure is nice to remind myself there are great things that happen and even imaginary confetti is a great way to celebrate them.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

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