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I am not a chick pouch

February 2, 2018

the world is in a crazy place and in response, I feel the need to get all feminist about things.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

I speak sarcasm fluently pouch

July 2, 2018

sarcasm, also known as jiving but not joking, is a great tool to keep in your language skills bag.  I bring mine out when people ask silly questions, when my husband is annoying me, and sometimes on the bus.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

i dress in black because it shows off my colorful mind pouch

January 14, 2017

we used to wear black because we were angry.  and then we wore black because it made us look thinner.  and then we wore black because we live in a city and that’s just what city girls do.

 

recently, it occurred to me we wear black because there is a rainbow inside our heads and a little noir makes it shine every so bright.

seems like every day.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

my mouth does not want to be quiet pouch

August 7, 2025

in tenth grade, I got kicked out of math class every day for, can you guess, talking too much.  thanks mr. sackett.  you inspired this bag.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

i love new york dotty lips pouch

March 20, 2017

thanks to my friend, rita, who has the biggest, reddest lips i’ve ever seen.  and thanks to my new ipad pro that lets me draw the tiniest cutest little polka dots.  please note, i don’t know anyone with eyelashes as thick and full as these.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

 

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