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i love new york dotty lips pouch

March 20, 2017

thanks to my friend, rita, who has the biggest, reddest lips i’ve ever seen.  and thanks to my new ipad pro that lets me draw the tiniest cutest little polka dots.  please note, i don’t know anyone with eyelashes as thick and full as these.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

 

i am still hungry

May 22, 2016

i have eaten breakfast, but i am still hungry.  i have eaten dessert, but i am still hungry.  i have travelled the world, but i am still hungry.  i guess i will always be still hungry.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

cancel cancel culture

November 12, 2021

I’m all about being correct, politically and otherwise. (just ask my father who thinks I always need to have the last word.). bu have we not gone a little bit too far?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

Trader Joe’s pouch

October 1, 2023

When tj’s discontinued my fav Indian veg Pattie’s I cried for a month.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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