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I’m kinda jewishy pouch

April 24, 2023

I can read Hebrew if there are vowels, but I have zero idea what it means.  that officially makes me kinda jewishy.  what makes you kinda jewishy?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I have a big heart pouch

September 11, 2024

this pouch says I have a big heart on one side and, surprise, a big heart on the other.  type is navy blue.  heart colors vary.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

late blooming lesbian pouch

October 7, 2023

for those of you who took their time figuring things out, the perfect pouch.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

anyone can be a writer pouch

April 24, 2023

years ago, when my sister was a creative director at a large toy company, I used to beg her to give me freelance writing work, but she said, “we don’t hire freelance writers because the account executives do it–the higher ups think anyone can write.”

well, I know that isn’t true.  and if you write, so do you.  perhaps your favorite writer needs this tongue in cheek pouch?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am not a chick pouch

February 2, 2018

the world is in a crazy place and in response, I feel the need to get all feminist about things.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

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