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I am as happy as a girl wearing a dress with pockets pouch

January 23, 2019

I’ve always wondered why men get pockets in their jackets, on their shirts, in their pants but we woman have to make due with lugging around a heavy purse.  if you’ve ever seen a little boy pull all his most treasured things from his jean pocket, you know the joy of that tiny little slip of fabric.  long live pockets.  say it again.  long live pockets.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like the best pockets, hold all your important stuff.

my dog thinks I’m perfect pouch

April 24, 2023

even my husband, who adores me can find fault. but my dog, never.  my dog thinks I’m perfect.  (particularly when I have a treat in my hand.)

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m just trying to be as French as possible

July 31, 2025

French women have that je ne sais quoi, and I want it, too.  right now, I’m just trying, though the guy at the bodega this morning asked me if I’m European, so that’s a start.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

nothing illegal in here pouch

January 25, 2018

lol.  and if there is, I won’t tell a soul.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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