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anywhere but New York sucks pouch

April 5, 2024

listen, I know there are a lot of great places on the planet, but to my mind, compared to the amazing greatness of New York, everywhere else sucks.  correct?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

Trader Joe’s pouch

October 1, 2023

When tj’s discontinued my fav Indian veg Pattie’s I cried for a month.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

secret to happiness chocolate pouch

October 6, 2021

I know, somewhere, there are New Yorkers who were born in New York, but most of us found our way to this marvelous city.  and all of us were new here at one point.  be proud you made the choice.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

prince is king pouch

February 25, 2020

I’m not a big believer in the monarchy when it comes to government, but when it comes to music, I’ll curtsey to prince every single time.  yeah, prince is def king.

this pouch was designed by moi and made by hand in my atelier right here in New York city.

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