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my mouth does not want to be quiet pouch

August 7, 2025

in tenth grade, I got kicked out of math class every day for, can you guess, talking too much.  thanks mr. sackett.  you inspired this bag.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

of course i know i’m dramatic pouch

November 18, 2015

what gave it away? the way i swept into the room? or the serious eyeliner i am wearing? or the way i know just how to exaggerate without going too far?

 

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

not pot pouch

November 17, 2015

call it what you want, it is still a stash bag

 

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I collect cookies pouch

July 31, 2025

perhaps the perfect gift for your techie friend with a sweet tooth?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I guess you could call me a New York enthusiast pouch

April 5, 2024

often we New Yorkers don’t wear our heart on our sleeves; we might just adore something, but we’d never let on how deep our passion goes.  so, calling yourself a New York enthusiast, is probably the most new yorky way to proclaim your deep and lasting love for this great city.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I’d only been in New York five minutes pouch

July 31, 2025

there are a lot of great places in the world, but there are few   that get under your skin the moment you arrive, places that tug at you to stay, to make a home, to become part of the fabric of the city.  New York.  it was love at first sight.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

a perfectly manly bag

April 18, 2016

us womenfolk get all the cool stuff.  most of the time.  here’s a bag for a cool dude.  like most, this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made from superman strength canvas.

on my way to crazytown pouch

February 13, 2018

actually, I’m already there.  please join me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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anyone can be a writer pouch

April 24, 2023

years ago, when my sister was a creative director at a large toy company, I used to beg her to give me freelance writing work, but she said, “we don’t hire freelance writers because the account executives do it–the higher ups think anyone can write.”

well, I know that isn’t true.  and if you write, so do you.  perhaps your favorite writer needs this tongue in cheek pouch?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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