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I am as happy as a girl wearing a dress with pockets pouch

January 23, 2019

I’ve always wondered why men get pockets in their jackets, on their shirts, in their pants but we woman have to make due with lugging around a heavy purse.  if you’ve ever seen a little boy pull all his most treasured things from his jean pocket, you know the joy of that tiny little slip of fabric.  long live pockets.  say it again.  long live pockets.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like the best pockets, hold all your important stuff.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

late blooming lesbian pouch

October 7, 2023

for those of you who took their time figuring things out, the perfect pouch.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

play by the rules pouch

April 11, 2017

this is the second “she” pouch, written about a mysterious and strong woman.  printed on superman strength canvas.

like all my medium pouches this one is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by a bunch of creative people who love living in new york city.

note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

prince is king pouch

February 25, 2020

I’m not a big believer in the monarchy when it comes to government, but when it comes to music, I’ll curtsey to prince every single time.  yeah, prince is def king.

this pouch was designed by moi and made by hand in my atelier right here in New York city.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

my relationship with the world is complicated pouch

April 24, 2023

let’s just say, I prefer to sit in an aisle seat, I don’t like mayonnaise on my BLT and I hate driving at night.  navigating the world is tricky, but that’s what makes things fun.

looking for a gift for your most complicated friend?  think you found it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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