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if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am not yelling this is just my voice pouch

February 8, 2022

I am a strong woman.  quite strong.  which means I speak my mind and stand up for myself.  sometimes I speak sternly and with purpose.  this is not yelling.  it is just my voice.  had to get that off my chest.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

I deserve donuts today pouch

April 24, 2024

around the corner and a few blocks over there is a bakery with the most delicious passion fruit donuts.  they are a teensy bit pricey and hugely caloric, so every day I come into work I have a silent conversation with myself:  do I deserve a donut today?

funny, the answer is always yes.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

new york is my boyfriend

November 17, 2015

fabio is my husband, but new york is most certainly my boyfriend

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

new york is difficult pouch

November 18, 2015

new york is great. it is also the most difficult place i have ever lived. good thing i’m up to it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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