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chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

on my way to crazytown pouch

February 13, 2018

actually, I’m already there.  please join me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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I am a frosted flake pouch

February 13, 2018

it seems like the whole world is talking about matcha and juice fasting and I’m busy eating jelly beans.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

anywhere but New York sucks pouch

April 5, 2024

listen, I know there are a lot of great places on the planet, but to my mind, compared to the amazing greatness of New York, everywhere else sucks.  correct?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

Old Jewish man pouch

October 1, 2023

As my grandfather used to say, a little schmaltz makes the world good

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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