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I love New York but I live in Kuwait tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Kuwait.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Atlanta tote

September 8, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Atlanta.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

Japanese-style apron with assorted patches

April 27, 2025

when I was in france earlier this year, I bought a vintage kid’s cookbook which tickled me so much, it inspired this apron.  and since I was on a French theme, I used vintage French linens to make the patches which carry the funny messages.

please note, each apron comes with three patches, so every apron is different.  you’ll always get one with a red border, one with a blue border and one with a yellow border, but the messages will be mixed.

I love New York but I live in Norway tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Norway.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in the Bay Area tote

January 20, 2024

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in the Bay Area.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

walk faster tote

April 24, 2023

please note:  these will be back in stock friday, jan 19th.  if you order now, they will ship friday.

if you eat to truly be a New Yorker, you need to learn to go with the flow, which means you gotta move your tootsies; slow walking is for amateurs.  

this tote is 18 x 15 inches and is made by hand by people who really love New York.

 

 

I love New York but I live in Sao paulo tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Sao paulo.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Montreal tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Montreal.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Maryland tote

January 20, 2024

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in Maryland.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in the riyadh tote

September 4, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in riyadh.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

I love New York but I live in Texas tote

November 12, 2022

they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but as a designer, I’m just not having fun unless I tweak, upgrade and redesign things constantly.  and that’s why I’m proud to introduce the newest iteration of my I love New York, but I live in (fill in the place where you live) totes.

this version has I love New York printed in navy blue, with a tres chic 4″ patch in pink,  white, and black stating, “but I live in  Texas.”

I’ve used the same sturdy canvas as I always do; no joke, my totes are practically indestructible.

 

 

 

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