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my mouth does not want to be quiet pouch

August 7, 2025

in tenth grade, I got kicked out of math class every day for, can you guess, talking too much.  thanks mr. sackett.  you inspired this bag.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

i am still hungry

May 22, 2016

i have eaten breakfast, but i am still hungry.  i have eaten dessert, but i am still hungry.  i have travelled the world, but i am still hungry.  i guess i will always be still hungry.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

i wish this bag was full of ramen pouch

February 22, 2016

i spent the last month in asia eating every kind of noodle you can imagine. and then i came home and made this bag.

it is made from super strong canvas which is water repellent, but not water proof, so i don’t recommend using it for your soup.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

new york is my boyfriend

November 17, 2015

fabio is my husband, but new york is most certainly my boyfriend

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

my relationship with the world is complicated pouch

April 24, 2023

let’s just say, I prefer to sit in an aisle seat, I don’t like mayonnaise on my BLT and I hate driving at night.  navigating the world is tricky, but that’s what makes things fun.

looking for a gift for your most complicated friend?  think you found it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I am as happy as a girl wearing a dress with pockets pouch

January 23, 2019

I’ve always wondered why men get pockets in their jackets, on their shirts, in their pants but we woman have to make due with lugging around a heavy purse.  if you’ve ever seen a little boy pull all his most treasured things from his jean pocket, you know the joy of that tiny little slip of fabric.  long live pockets.  say it again.  long live pockets.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like the best pockets, hold all your important stuff.

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