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thank god I’m a vip pouch

April 24, 2023

when I was young, my roommate worked for madonna’s talent agent and the benefits were plentiful. for the year or so we lived together, I was “on the list” to see every up and coming band that played in nyc and it was nice.

and all I have to say is thank god I’m a vip.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am a frosted flake pouch

February 13, 2018

it seems like the whole world is talking about matcha and juice fasting and I’m busy eating jelly beans.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

toodle loo I’m off to have an adventure pouch

February 2, 2018

here in New York, every day is an adventure, so toodle loo, I’m about to leave the house, which by default means I’m gonna have some fun.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

this is where I keep my emergency confetti pouch

November 10, 2021

life is crazy, that’s for sure.  for those unexpected happy moments, the surprise ones, I like to keep a handy supply of ER confetti, just because I can.  or being more realistic, I keep my makeup in here, but it sure is nice to remind myself there are great things that happen and even imaginary confetti is a great way to celebrate them.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

real travellers don’t eat breakfast in the hotel pouch

February 17, 2016

so, you’ve spent 24 hours in a cramped airplane seat to get to the most foreign and exotic place you’ve ever been.  only amateurs eat bacon and eggs in the hotel.  (my friend ron lost 10 pounds in a year after he discovered the joy of eating broth for breakfast in thailand.)

this bag is made, as always, of the thickest strongest most delicious canvas i can find.  it is 6 inches by 8 inches.  and, yes, travellers is spelled the british way on purpose.

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