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I can fucking swear if I want to pouch

April 6, 2024

I have never sworn in front of my parents, but the rest of the world knows I have a bit of a potty mouth and I defend my right to show off my fantastic vocabulary, even the darker sides of it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I deserve donuts today pouch

April 24, 2024

around the corner and a few blocks over there is a bakery with the most delicious passion fruit donuts.  they are a teensy bit pricey and hugely caloric, so every day I come into work I have a silent conversation with myself:  do I deserve a donut today?

funny, the answer is always yes.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am a frosted flake pouch

February 13, 2018

it seems like the whole world is talking about matcha and juice fasting and I’m busy eating jelly beans.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city.

anywhere but New York sucks pouch

April 5, 2024

listen, I know there are a lot of great places on the planet, but to my mind, compared to the amazing greatness of New York, everywhere else sucks.  correct?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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