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this is where I keep my emergency confetti pouch

November 10, 2021

life is crazy, that’s for sure.  for those unexpected happy moments, the surprise ones, I like to keep a handy supply of ER confetti, just because I can.  or being more realistic, I keep my makeup in here, but it sure is nice to remind myself there are great things that happen and even imaginary confetti is a great way to celebrate them.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

nothing illegal in here pouch

January 25, 2018

lol.  and if there is, I won’t tell a soul.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

i love new york dotty lips pouch

March 20, 2017

thanks to my friend, rita, who has the biggest, reddest lips i’ve ever seen.  and thanks to my new ipad pro that lets me draw the tiniest cutest little polka dots.  please note, i don’t know anyone with eyelashes as thick and full as these.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

 

I speak sarcasm fluently pouch

July 2, 2018

sarcasm, also known as jiving but not joking, is a great tool to keep in your language skills bag.  I bring mine out when people ask silly questions, when my husband is annoying me, and sometimes on the bus.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

man bag pouch

October 29, 2016

for dudes.  and the people who love them. strong enough for a man.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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