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I’m high so everything is funny pouch

July 31, 2025

just fyi, 1/2 an edible before bed sure makes sleep easier.  if you live in a place where that’s illegal, you didn’t hear me say that.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am not a chick pouch

February 2, 2018

the world is in a crazy place and in response, I feel the need to get all feminist about things.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

on my way to crazytown pouch

February 13, 2018

actually, I’m already there.  please join me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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flat chested girls pouch

July 31, 2025

size a cups, this bag isn’t for you.  but for you higher up the cup size alphabet, you get it.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am as happy as a girl wearing a dress with pockets pouch

January 23, 2019

I’ve always wondered why men get pockets in their jackets, on their shirts, in their pants but we woman have to make due with lugging around a heavy purse.  if you’ve ever seen a little boy pull all his most treasured things from his jean pocket, you know the joy of that tiny little slip of fabric.  long live pockets.  say it again.  long live pockets.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like the best pockets, hold all your important stuff.

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