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why go to therapy when I can live in New York and be weird

April 5, 2024

when I first moved to nyc, a man walked by my apartment everyday wearing a hat fashioned from tin foil and no one (except me) noticed.  that’s what’s so great about it here–you can let your freak flag fly–no judgement.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

Trader Joe’s pouch

October 1, 2023

When tj’s discontinued my fav Indian veg Pattie’s I cried for a month.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

new york is my boyfriend with hearts

August 10, 2016

it is kind of embarrassing to say new york is my lover, so i settled for boyfriend and that works for me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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