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I am not a chick pouch

February 2, 2018

the world is in a crazy place and in response, I feel the need to get all feminist about things.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

my sister loves me pouch

May 25, 2016

even though she steals my candy and punches me in the shoulder every once in a while.  she loves me.  because she is my sister.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

anywhere but New York sucks pouch

April 5, 2024

listen, I know there are a lot of great places on the planet, but to my mind, compared to the amazing greatness of New York, everywhere else sucks.  correct?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

why go to therapy when I can live in New York and be weird

April 5, 2024

when I first moved to nyc, a man walked by my apartment everyday wearing a hat fashioned from tin foil and no one (except me) noticed.  that’s what’s so great about it here–you can let your freak flag fly–no judgement.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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