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chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m kind of a dog whisperer pouch

November 2, 2021

there’s dog people.  and then there’s people who so understand dogs they just might have been a dog in a prior life.

please note:  this bag comes in 3 other percentages, so check out the other listings to find the one that is just right for you.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

Google it pouch

October 1, 2023

Kinda hard to keep up these days, yes?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

new york is difficult pouch

November 18, 2015

new york is great. it is also the most difficult place i have ever lived. good thing i’m up to it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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