Your cart

anywhere but New York sucks pouch

April 5, 2024

listen, I know there are a lot of great places on the planet, but to my mind, compared to the amazing greatness of New York, everywhere else sucks.  correct?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am not yelling this is just my voice pouch

February 8, 2022

I am a strong woman.  quite strong.  which means I speak my mind and stand up for myself.  sometimes I speak sternly and with purpose.  this is not yelling.  it is just my voice.  had to get that off my chest.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

I have a big fat crush on New York pouch

April 5, 2024

though I lived in Los Angeles for nearly 30 years, I’ve had a crush on New York since I was a kid, so why not create a bag to honor that?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

my sister loves me pouch

May 25, 2016

even though she steals my candy and punches me in the shoulder every once in a while.  she loves me.  because she is my sister.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I’m high so everything is funny pouch

July 31, 2025

just fyi, 1/2 an edible before bed sure makes sleep easier.  if you live in a place where that’s illegal, you didn’t hear me say that.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I am as happy as a girl wearing a dress with pockets pouch

January 23, 2019

I’ve always wondered why men get pockets in their jackets, on their shirts, in their pants but we woman have to make due with lugging around a heavy purse.  if you’ve ever seen a little boy pull all his most treasured things from his jean pocket, you know the joy of that tiny little slip of fabric.  long live pockets.  say it again.  long live pockets.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like the best pockets, hold all your important stuff.

“she really didn’t have time for nonsense” pouch

April 11, 2017

the first in a series of bags about “she” a mysteriously strong and empowered woman.  printed on incredibly strong canvas.

like all my medium pouches this one is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by a bunch of creative people who love living in new york city.

I speak sarcasm fluently pouch

July 2, 2018

sarcasm, also known as jiving but not joking, is a great tool to keep in your language skills bag.  I bring mine out when people ask silly questions, when my husband is annoying me, and sometimes on the bus.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

Skip to content