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I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

i dress in black because it shows off my colorful mind pouch

January 14, 2017

we used to wear black because we were angry.  and then we wore black because it made us look thinner.  and then we wore black because we live in a city and that’s just what city girls do.

 

recently, it occurred to me we wear black because there is a rainbow inside our heads and a little noir makes it shine every so bright.

seems like every day.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I have to warn you I am high maintenance pouch

April 24, 2023

I like to think I’m wash and wear, but if I am really honest, I’m a titch more high maintenance than that.  you too?  this is the bag for you.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

anxiety pouch

November 17, 2015

when i moved to new york, i swore i wouldn’t get on the hamster wheel called work and worry. two months later, i was fully engaged and desperately in need of something, anything to quell the stress. love new york, but geez, enough already with the anxiety.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

toodle loo I’m off to have an adventure pouch

February 2, 2018

here in New York, every day is an adventure, so toodle loo, I’m about to leave the house, which by default means I’m gonna have some fun.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

prince is king pouch

February 25, 2020

I’m not a big believer in the monarchy when it comes to government, but when it comes to music, I’ll curtsey to prince every single time.  yeah, prince is def king.

this pouch was designed by moi and made by hand in my atelier right here in New York city.

man bag pouch

October 29, 2016

for dudes.  and the people who love them. strong enough for a man.

 

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

anyone can be a writer pouch

April 24, 2023

years ago, when my sister was a creative director at a large toy company, I used to beg her to give me freelance writing work, but she said, “we don’t hire freelance writers because the account executives do it–the higher ups think anyone can write.”

well, I know that isn’t true.  and if you write, so do you.  perhaps your favorite writer needs this tongue in cheek pouch?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

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