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chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I deserve donuts today pouch

April 24, 2024

around the corner and a few blocks over there is a bakery with the most delicious passion fruit donuts.  they are a teensy bit pricey and hugely caloric, so every day I come into work I have a silent conversation with myself:  do I deserve a donut today?

funny, the answer is always yes.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

toodle loo I’m off to have an adventure pouch

February 2, 2018

here in New York, every day is an adventure, so toodle loo, I’m about to leave the house, which by default means I’m gonna have some fun.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city

I am a frosted flake pouch

February 13, 2018

it seems like the whole world is talking about matcha and juice fasting and I’m busy eating jelly beans.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and like all my bags is made by hand by happy people right here in new york city.

I’ve always had a unique sense of style pouch

April 6, 2024

when I wrote advertising, my boss used to ask me if I dressed the way I did for “effect”. um, no.  and my father, even after all these decades is still waiting for me to wear sensible shoes.  lol.  guess I’ve always had a unique sense of style.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

i love new york dotty lips pouch

March 20, 2017

thanks to my friend, rita, who has the biggest, reddest lips i’ve ever seen.  and thanks to my new ipad pro that lets me draw the tiniest cutest little polka dots.  please note, i don’t know anyone with eyelashes as thick and full as these.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

 

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