Your cart

chocolate will never leave you for a younger woman pouch

April 24, 2023

we all have a friend who got dumped for someone exactly the same, just 20 years plus jeune, as the French say.  i say, stick with chocolate.  it doesn’t care if your hair is a little gray around the temples and it certainly doesn’t care if your waist is a bit plus grande the it was.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m kinda jewishy pouch

April 24, 2023

I can read Hebrew if there are vowels, but I have zero idea what it means.  that officially makes me kinda jewishy.  what makes you kinda jewishy?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I’m kind of a dog whisperer pouch

November 2, 2021

there’s dog people.  and then there’s people who so understand dogs they just might have been a dog in a prior life.

please note:  this bag comes in 3 other percentages, so check out the other listings to find the one that is just right for you.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

cancel cancel culture

November 12, 2021

I’m all about being correct, politically and otherwise. (just ask my father who thinks I always need to have the last word.). bu have we not gone a little bit too far?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

I try hard not to be a dick pouch

November 24, 2021

i believe the proper word is penis, but that’s not as fun to say.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

I’m just trying to be as French as possible

July 31, 2025

French women have that je ne sais quoi, and I want it, too.  right now, I’m just trying, though the guy at the bodega this morning asked me if I’m European, so that’s a start.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

Skip to content