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I’m just trying to be as French as possible

July 31, 2025

French women have that je ne sais quoi, and I want it, too.  right now, I’m just trying, though the guy at the bodega this morning asked me if I’m European, so that’s a start.

 

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

I collect cookies pouch

July 31, 2025

perhaps the perfect gift for your techie friend with a sweet tooth?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

not pot pouch

November 17, 2015

call it what you want, it is still a stash bag

 

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

on my way to crazytown pouch

February 13, 2018

actually, I’m already there.  please join me.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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I am not yelling this is just my voice pouch

February 8, 2022

I am a strong woman.  quite strong.  which means I speak my mind and stand up for myself.  sometimes I speak sternly and with purpose.  this is not yelling.  it is just my voice.  had to get that off my chest.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

if cats could text they wouldn’t pouch

April 24, 2024

I’ve made my living as a writer for a really long time, but sometimes a typo gets past me–here’s version two of this pouch, typo-less, and just as funnily true as ever.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

this is where I keep my emergency confetti pouch

November 10, 2021

life is crazy, that’s for sure.  for those unexpected happy moments, the surprise ones, I like to keep a handy supply of ER confetti, just because I can.  or being more realistic, I keep my makeup in here, but it sure is nice to remind myself there are great things that happen and even imaginary confetti is a great way to celebrate them.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches.

vagina pouch

January 15, 2017

 

It took my a long time to love my vagina and i’ll be damned if some idiot is going to tell me what to do with it.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

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