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note to self: avoid dating assholes pouch

November 18, 2015

i know, it is so easy to say in hindsight.

here’s a daily reminder.

wash with oxyclean in cold water. do not put in dryer unless you want a mini me pouch.

this bag is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in nyc.

anywhere but New York sucks pouch

April 5, 2024

listen, I know there are a lot of great places on the planet, but to my mind, compared to the amazing greatness of New York, everywhere else sucks.  correct?

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

late blooming lesbian pouch

October 7, 2023

for those of you who took their time figuring things out, the perfect pouch.

this bag is 6 inches by 8 inches and is made by hand by happy people in New York City.

“she really didn’t have time for nonsense” pouch

April 11, 2017

the first in a series of bags about “she” a mysteriously strong and empowered woman.  printed on incredibly strong canvas.

like all my medium pouches this one is 6 x 8 inches and is made by hand by a bunch of creative people who love living in new york city.

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